deploynpray.lol
✨ Vibe-coded in 2 days · 1488 prompts

We don't write code.
We vibe it.

A community of developers who trust the AI more than themselves. And rightly so — you definitely can't trust yourself.

MRR: $0* number generated by the same AI as the product
// an incubator in one button

Startup generator

Why spend a week on customer discovery when there's random()? Every pitch is ready for a seed round — and a shutdown a month later.

Push the button — get a unicorn 🦄
Your future failure will appear here. I mean success. I mean failure.
MRR (soon)
users (mom and the cat)
hours of development
// what else is inside

The full vibe coder kit

Every tool is useless in its own way. Pick what you won't be working with today.

💳Choose your level of faithHonest pricing: it'll crash anyway. The only question is which prayer you say.📝Commit message generatorNaming a commit is harder than writing the code. Especially when you didn't write the code.🚀Deploy simulatorWhy have staging when you have faith? Push the button and find out how your Friday ends.🖼️Meme galleryThe best vibe-coding memes. Found a gem? Drop a link — it shows up here after moderation.🎰One-armed banditSpin the reels of stack traces. Three in a row — bingo, two — combo. The prize is always an incident.🙏Pray for prodEveryone's prod is on fire. Tap to join the vibe coders' collective prayer. The counter is shared and live.Questions & answersEverything you were afraid to ask about vibe coding and this site.🪞Quiz: are you a vibe coder?6 questions. Honesty optional — your commits don't have it either.📟Service statusUpdated in real time. Well, in some time. Definitely not this one.🤬The FuckifierWe did it because we could. What are you gonna do about it? Paste any text — docs, a spec, a headline — and every word gets its honest twin. A genre classic.💸The most expensive incidentNo game — just real cases where AI code and AI agents failed expensively. Hit the button and reveal incidents: from funny to catastrophic.📜The Vibe Coder ManifestoWe are uncovering better ways of not writing software by not writing it ourselves and helping others not write it. Through this work we have come to value:🕯The Wailing WallReal quotes from commits, prompts and standups. Names hidden, sins — not.📊Vibe coder pollsAnonymous and honest, like a confession. Vote and instantly see if you're normal or an anomaly.📖Vibe coding dictionaryHonest definitions of the terms vibe coders use to cover up what's actually happening.📰Vibe coding newsFresh takes on AI development, copilots and the industry — collected and filtered automatically, published after moderation.🔭Vibe horoscopeThe forecast updates daily. Accuracy — same as your estimates.🧾Vibe tax calculatorCalculate the cost of never learning to code.🔥Vibe verdictPaste a link to your GitHub — profile or repo — and get an honest score. It won't be painless.
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