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Deploy simulator
Why have staging when you have faith? Push the button and find out how your Friday ends.
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How to play
- 1.Hit "Take down prod" — and prod breaks instantly.
- 2.For each incident, pick one of three actions. Each has its own chance to fix it.
- 3.Failing raises 🔥 panic and 💸 damage. Hit 100 panic and you're fired.
- 4.Put out 5 incidents (see the counter) and you've survived the sprint.
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