// an honest system status
Service status
Updated in real time. Well, in some time. Definitely not this one.
updated just now (or never)
- Proddown
- Stagingdoes not exist
- The AIworks, nobody knows why
- Team morale✨ holding on
- Dev environmentdown
- Databasedoes not exist
- DB replicaleft without saying goodbye
- Redisdropped offline, no explanation
- RabbitMQcrashed and won't get up
- Kafkareturned a 500 and took offense
- S3 buckettimed out (since last Friday)
- CDNlost its connection and itself
- DNSwe knocked it over during the demo
uptime this month12.7% (but honest)
last incidentright now. And before that. And, most likely, after.
days without a prod incident0
coffees today12 cups
TODOs in the code1,204
test coverage0%
Friday deploys3
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