pricing
Choose your level of faith
Honest pricing: it'll crash anyway. The only question is which prayer you say.
Free
For those who don't read the docs anyway
$0forever
- ✓Unlimited Friday-night deploys
- ✓Stack Overflow access (read-only)
- ✓Your reviewer is you
- ✓Logs in console.log('here') format
- ✓Support: prayer
Pray
When git push became a ritual
$33per month
- ✓Everything in Free
- ✓A candle for every prod deploy
- ✓Rollback via Ctrl+Z
- ✓Priority prayer (up to 3 gods)
- ✓An "almost senior" badge
- ✓Crashes less often on Tuesdays
Enterprise-Prayer
For those whose prod is already on fire
∞+ your soul
- ✓Everything in Pray
- ✓A dedicated DevOps shaman
- ✓99.9% SLA (in a timezone we won't name)
- ✓Ritual sacrifice of legacy code
- ✓24/7 support (a bot replies)
- ✓A private Telegram channel nobody posts in
* all plans are fictional, no payment is accepted, prod will crash anyway.
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