✨ Vibe-coded in 2 days · 1488 prompts
We don't write code.
We vibe it.
A community of developers who trust the AI more than themselves. And rightly so — you definitely can't trust yourself.
MRR: $0* number generated by the same AI as the product
// right now
🙏0prayers today
💸 incident of the dayApple Intelligence: garbled headlinesfeature paused
📊 poll of the dayDo you write tests?
🕯 latest confession«ГРЕШЕН»— anonymous🖼 meme of the week💸 incident of the dayApple Intelligence: garbled headlinesfeature paused// an incubator in one button
Startup generator
Why spend a week on customer discovery when there's random()? Every pitch is ready for a seed round — and a shutdown a month later.
Push the button — get a unicorn 🦄
Your future failure will appear here. I mean success. I mean failure.
—MRR (soon)
—users (mom and the cat)
—hours of development
// what else is inside
The full vibe coder kit
Every tool is useless in its own way. Pick what you won't be working with today.
💳Choose your level of faith→Honest pricing: it'll crash anyway. The only question is which prayer you say.📝Commit message generator→Naming a commit is harder than writing the code. Especially when you didn't write the code.🚀Deploy simulator→Why have staging when you have faith? Push the button and find out how your Friday ends.🖼️Meme gallery→The best vibe-coding memes. Found a gem? Drop a link — it shows up here after moderation.🎰One-armed bandit→Spin the reels of stack traces. Three in a row — bingo, two — combo. The prize is always an incident.🙏Pray for prod→Everyone's prod is on fire. Tap to join the vibe coders' collective prayer. The counter is shared and live.❓Questions & answers→Everything you were afraid to ask about vibe coding and this site.🪞Quiz: are you a vibe coder?→6 questions. Honesty optional — your commits don't have it either.📟Service status→Updated in real time. Well, in some time. Definitely not this one.🤬The Fuckifier→We did it because we could. What are you gonna do about it? Paste any text — docs, a spec, a headline — and every word gets its honest twin. A genre classic.💸The most expensive incident→No game — just real cases where AI code and AI agents failed expensively. Hit the button and reveal incidents: from funny to catastrophic.📜The Vibe Coder Manifesto→We are uncovering better ways of not writing software by not writing it ourselves and helping others not write it. Through this work we have come to value:🕯The Wailing Wall→Real quotes from commits, prompts and standups. Names hidden, sins — not.📊Vibe coder polls→Anonymous and honest, like a confession. Vote and instantly see if you're normal or an anomaly.📖Vibe coding dictionary→Honest definitions of the terms vibe coders use to cover up what's actually happening.📰Vibe coding news→Fresh takes on AI development, copilots and the industry — collected and filtered automatically, published after moderation.🔭Vibe horoscope→The forecast updates daily. Accuracy — same as your estimates.🧾Vibe tax calculator→Calculate the cost of never learning to code.🔥Vibe verdict→Paste a link to your GitHub — profile or repo — and get an honest score. It won't be painless.
refactoring — asking the AI to rewrite everything from scratchdebugging — pasting the error into the chat and prayingcode review — asking a second AI about the first onetech debt — a legacy-world concept, doesn't apply to usdocumentation — your chat history with the AItesting — deploying to prodarchitecture — whatever the AI drew in ASCIIsenior — whoever has the more expensive subscriptionpet project — a prod project that hasn't gone down yethotfix — the prompt “fix it now, the client can see it”refactoring — asking the AI to rewrite everything from scratchdebugging — pasting the error into the chat and prayingcode review — asking a second AI about the first onetech debt — a legacy-world concept, doesn't apply to usdocumentation — your chat history with the AItesting — deploying to prodarchitecture — whatever the AI drew in ASCIIsenior — whoever has the more expensive subscriptionpet project — a prod project that hasn't gone down yethotfix — the prompt “fix it now, the client can see it”